1 00:00:09,527 --> 00:00:11,404 Boy, this is thirsty work. 2 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:15,482 Oh. Thank you, Jeannie. 3 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:23,117 -Jeannie. -Yes, master? 4 00:00:23,287 --> 00:00:24,402 What is this stuff? 5 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,285 -Tubla. -Tastes like it. 6 00:00:26,447 --> 00:00:27,800 Would you like some more? 7 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:29,639 No, no. l-- No. 8 00:00:30,727 --> 00:00:31,955 lt tastes terrible. 9 00:00:32,127 --> 00:00:34,322 Well, it was very popular in Pompeii. 10 00:00:34,487 --> 00:00:36,921 Yeah, sure. And look what happened to Pompeii. 11 00:00:38,527 --> 00:00:40,916 Oh, Jeannie, would you blink off. 12 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:44,441 All right. 13 00:00:46,687 --> 00:00:48,279 -Hi, Tony. -Oh, good morning, Roge. 14 00:00:48,447 --> 00:00:49,766 Boy, what a morning. 15 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:51,406 Wait. You're not gonna like that. 16 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:54,127 lf it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me. 17 00:00:57,447 --> 00:00:59,438 You drink a lot of that? 18 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:00,926 -l warned you. -What is it? 19 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:03,880 lt's called tubla. lt used to be very popular in Pompeii. 20 00:01:04,047 --> 00:01:05,560 Yeah, look what happened to Pompeii. 21 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:07,160 l've got to tell you something. 22 00:01:07,327 --> 00:01:09,557 -You better get a girl. -What are you talking about? 23 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:11,804 l heard Dr. Bellows and General Peterson... 24 00:01:11,967 --> 00:01:14,037 ...discussing the results of the tests they made. 25 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:17,085 They compared the emotional stability of the unmarried astronaut... 26 00:01:17,247 --> 00:01:19,078 -...and the married astronaut. -Yeah? 27 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,681 And the married astronaut came off 6 percent better. 28 00:01:21,847 --> 00:01:25,476 And Dr. Bellows said if there's anyone that should have a wife, it's you. 29 00:01:26,047 --> 00:01:27,241 Well, that's ridiculous. 30 00:01:27,407 --> 00:01:29,477 How can l get married? l don't even have a girl. 31 00:01:29,727 --> 00:01:33,083 Well, l just thought l'd tip you off. You'll be hearing from Dr. Bellows. 32 00:01:33,247 --> 00:01:34,362 All right. Thanks, Roge. 33 00:01:34,807 --> 00:01:37,367 -Well, any time. -Okay. 34 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:41,077 l'll be your best-- Best man. 35 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:45,445 Okay, Jeannie, he's gone. 36 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:58,360 Jeannie, what are you doing? 37 00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:00,279 l will be with you in a moment, master. 38 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:03,007 l am just finishing my wedding dress. 39 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:02,479 lt's charming, charming. 40 00:03:02,647 --> 00:03:05,366 But would you mind getting rid of this outfit now? 41 00:03:05,527 --> 00:03:07,518 -You do not like it? -l like it very much. 42 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,281 But l'm not planning on getting married, and neither are you. 43 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:12,677 But Dr. Bellows wants you to get married. 44 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:15,236 Well, l don't think you're exactly what he had in mind. 45 00:03:15,407 --> 00:03:17,363 Now, would you mind taking this off? 46 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:22,044 Thank you. Oh, and get rid of the wedding dress too, please. 47 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:24,366 Yes? 48 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:26,482 Thank you. 49 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:29,445 You are the most unromantic master l've ever had. 50 00:03:29,607 --> 00:03:32,201 l wish you could let yourself go and act like-- 51 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:33,880 Like what? 52 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:36,840 Like this. 53 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,237 Jeannie, darling. 54 00:03:40,407 --> 00:03:43,444 You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life. 55 00:03:43,607 --> 00:03:45,279 Don't ever leave me. 56 00:03:45,447 --> 00:03:47,165 Jeannie. How-- How do you do that? 57 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:51,320 Well, technically, it is a variation of the lndian rope trick. 58 00:03:52,127 --> 00:03:54,357 Well, technically, get rid of him. l don't like it. 59 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,119 Oh, but l do. 60 00:03:56,847 --> 00:03:58,041 Let's be married. Right now. 61 00:03:58,207 --> 00:03:59,322 All right. Knock it off. 62 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,677 Why cannot you treat me like this, master? 63 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,278 Because l'm late for a lunch date, that's why. 64 00:04:05,407 --> 00:04:07,762 Let him go. We can be alone together. 65 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,401 Oh, you can, huh? 66 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:12,365 l don't know what you see in him. He's got a very weak chin. 67 00:04:12,527 --> 00:04:15,360 Get rid of him. l mean it. Get rid of him. 68 00:04:17,047 --> 00:04:18,480 That's better. 69 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:21,207 l don't wanna see me here again. l mean, him around here. 70 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:22,925 -You know what l mean. -No, master. 71 00:04:23,087 --> 00:04:24,645 -Huh? -Yes, master. 72 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,957 Before l go, l want you to know just one thing. 73 00:04:27,127 --> 00:04:28,242 Yes? 74 00:04:28,407 --> 00:04:31,877 You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life. 75 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:34,720 Oh, master. Then we are going to be married. 76 00:04:34,887 --> 00:04:36,684 No, no. l'm afraid not. 77 00:04:36,847 --> 00:04:38,758 l want you to consider me as your-- 78 00:04:38,927 --> 00:04:40,724 Your bosom friend. 79 00:05:09,687 --> 00:05:10,836 Captain Nelson? 80 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:19,846 Hello. 81 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:22,000 Hello. 82 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:25,041 -Who are you? -l am nobody. 83 00:05:25,207 --> 00:05:28,324 l mean, l just drop by to cook Captain Nelson's dinner. 84 00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:30,443 -Do you do this often? -Oh, every night. 85 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:32,598 That's strange. He's never mentioned you to me. 86 00:05:33,047 --> 00:05:35,003 l'm Colonel Bellows, the base psychiatrist. 87 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,316 l know. 88 00:05:36,487 --> 00:05:38,205 -Nelson's talked about me? -Every day. 89 00:05:38,807 --> 00:05:40,923 You and Captain Nelson must be old acquaintances. 90 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:43,157 Oh, we are bosom friends. 91 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:46,080 Are you? l'm afraid l didn't get your name. 92 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:49,844 -Jeannie. -l'm delighted to meet you, Jeannie. 93 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:52,885 -That smells good. -The bread, the pie or the cake? 94 00:05:54,247 --> 00:05:56,886 You're baking bread, pie and cake? 95 00:05:57,047 --> 00:05:59,515 Oh, yes. Captain Nelson loves my baking. 96 00:05:59,687 --> 00:06:02,076 You may be just what the doctor ordered. 97 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:04,558 l am afraid l do not understand. 98 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:07,197 Well, there are so many flighty young girls around... 99 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,439 ...it's a pleasure to meet a real, old-fashioned homebody for a change. 100 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:13,322 l mean, wife material. 101 00:06:13,487 --> 00:06:17,162 lf you don't mind my saying so, it looks as though Nelson has struck gold. 102 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:20,365 Oh, l do not mind your saying so. 103 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:22,438 For his own sake, l hope he appreciates you. 104 00:06:22,807 --> 00:06:25,401 l've just finished making a survey of married astronauts... 105 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:28,764 ...and Captain Nelson is in a lot of trouble. 106 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:32,762 Oh, he appreciates me. He apprecia-- 107 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:34,485 l will show you. 108 00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:37,558 Darling, l couldn't stay away another minute. 109 00:06:37,727 --> 00:06:38,842 -Captain. -Look who's here. 110 00:06:39,287 --> 00:06:40,845 Who's he? 111 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,323 Well, l.... l.... 112 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,398 l've seen men in love before this, but-- 113 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:46,886 Well, this is-- 114 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:48,366 This is marvellous! 115 00:06:48,887 --> 00:06:50,366 How soon are you gonna be married? 116 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:51,926 Tonight. Now. 117 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:54,806 That may be rushing things a bit. Why don't we say Sunday? 118 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:56,919 -l can't wait. -Sunday will be fine. 119 00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:59,317 l'll spread the good word. 120 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,166 l hope you'll have me to dinner. 121 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:05,964 -Oh, we will often. -Thank you, Jeannie. 122 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,557 Carry on, captain. 123 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,806 -Stop it. He is gone. -But darling, l love you. 124 00:07:18,527 --> 00:07:20,722 l hope l did not get my master in trouble. 125 00:07:27,967 --> 00:07:29,286 Well, Captain Healey. 126 00:07:29,447 --> 00:07:31,358 The secret is out, and you never said a word. 127 00:07:31,527 --> 00:07:33,722 No, sir. lf you talk about it, it isn't a secret. 128 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,479 What secret are we talking about, sir? 129 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:37,524 Captain Nelson's wedding. Sunday. 130 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:39,678 Tony getting married Sunday? That's ridiculous. 131 00:07:39,847 --> 00:07:42,998 l heard him propose, captain. He wanted to get married tonight. 132 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:45,317 -You didn't know? -He didn't say a word to me. 133 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:47,478 This morning he told me he didn't have a girl. 134 00:07:47,647 --> 00:07:50,002 Well, he has, and l must say, l was impressed with her. 135 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:52,727 Feet on the ground. And a beauty. 136 00:07:52,887 --> 00:07:54,525 How do you like that. My best friend. 137 00:07:54,847 --> 00:07:56,565 l like it. 138 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,524 l'll see you at the wedding, Sunday. 139 00:08:01,887 --> 00:08:04,242 Maybe he doesn't want me to be at the wedding. 140 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:06,204 Maybe he's ashamed to have me meet her. 141 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:08,597 l'm all right to go up in space with, right? 142 00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:11,201 But he doesn't want me to mingle with him on Earth. 143 00:08:12,607 --> 00:08:13,835 Hey, Roge. Hi. 144 00:08:14,007 --> 00:08:15,645 l wouldn't be your best man Sunday... 145 00:08:15,807 --> 00:08:18,082 ...if you got down on your knees and begged me! 146 00:08:21,927 --> 00:08:24,566 -There you are. -Oh, yes, sir. You wanted to see me? 147 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:26,126 Yes. Yes. 148 00:08:26,287 --> 00:08:28,403 Come in. Come in. 149 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:31,240 -Have some coffee. -Thank you. Thank you. 150 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,443 Congratulations, captain. 151 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:35,438 Well, thank you very much. What did l do? 152 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:37,279 lt's what you're going to do. 153 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:39,005 Frankly, l was worried about you. 154 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:41,840 But not anymore. Not after Sunday. 155 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,360 -Sunday? -And don't forget... 156 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:46,564 ...l expect to be invited to dinner for some of that homemade bread. 157 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,877 lt smelled delicious. 158 00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:51,800 Jeannie's a wonderful girl. 159 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:54,677 l could see that you're both very much in love. 160 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:58,044 l'm a psychiatrist. l know the real thing when l see it. 161 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:01,081 -lt must have been very sudden. -You might say that, sir. 162 00:09:01,247 --> 00:09:02,680 When did it first hit you? 163 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:04,599 About 1 0 seconds ago. 164 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:10,405 Jeannie! Jeannie. 165 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:13,081 This time you've gone too far. How could you do this to me? 166 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:14,965 Well, l was trying to help you, master. 167 00:09:15,127 --> 00:09:17,402 You would be in trouble if you were not married. 168 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:18,841 So l.... 169 00:09:19,007 --> 00:09:21,646 Jeannie, darling, l can't wait until Sunday. 170 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,399 Student Prince is back. 171 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:26,517 l'll get it, l'll get it. 172 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:31,683 -Hello. -Dr. Bellows here, captain. 173 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:32,836 Oh, hello, sir. 174 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,760 l just talked with General Peterson and told him the good news. 175 00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:36,916 He's delighted. 176 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:39,966 He's staying over to attend the wedding on Sunday afternoon. 177 00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:41,845 Well, that's very kind of the general... 178 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:44,965 ...but would you inform him that l have no intention of-- 179 00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:48,603 No intention of what? 180 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:56,756 No intention of waiting until Sunday afternoon. 181 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,326 We're getting married Sunday morning. 182 00:09:59,127 --> 00:10:02,483 Yes. We'll be looking forward to seeing you and the general there. 183 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:04,686 Goodbye. 184 00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:07,755 You won't get away with this. 185 00:10:07,927 --> 00:10:09,883 l'm going to tell Bellows the wedding is off! 186 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:12,117 Oh, you cannot, master. How will you explain it? 187 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:15,324 That's very easy. l'll just tell him-- l'll say-- They'll lock me up. 188 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:16,806 Not if you marry me. 189 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,400 Oh, l will make you very happy. 190 00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,956 You're wasting yourself on him. l'm the one who loves-- 191 00:10:21,127 --> 00:10:22,640 Will you butt out of this? 192 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:25,560 -Get rid of him. -Get rid of me? This is my house. 193 00:10:25,727 --> 00:10:26,762 Send him away, darling. 194 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,885 Stop it. Stop it! Go away! 195 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,641 You heard what she said, lover boy. Knock it off! 196 00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:36,117 Darling, from the moment l met you, l knew that we were meant for-- 197 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,596 -Amazing. -l am sorry, master. 198 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,964 lt is just impossible these days to get reliable help. 199 00:10:52,927 --> 00:10:54,246 Oh, Dr. Bellows. Good morning. 200 00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:57,558 Here's the impatient bridegroom. l'll bet you can't wait for Sunday. 201 00:10:57,727 --> 00:10:59,479 Well.... Roge. 202 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,399 That's what l wanted to talk to you about. 203 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,365 Would you excuse me? Something l gotta straighten out. 204 00:11:04,527 --> 00:11:06,722 l can't wait for Sunday either. 205 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:11,961 -Hey, Roger. -Just call me Captain Healey. 206 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:13,446 What's the matter with you? 207 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,086 Matter? Oh, nothing's the matter. 208 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:18,364 My best friend is getting married, doesn't say a word to me... 209 00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:20,483 ...and l have to hear it from strangers. 210 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,524 l am not getting married on Sunday. 211 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:24,439 l don't know what you're trying to hide. 212 00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:27,963 lf you found someone else for your best man, why don't you just say so? 213 00:11:28,127 --> 00:11:29,879 My feelings won't be hurt. 214 00:11:30,047 --> 00:11:32,003 Anyway, l'm-- l'm busy Sunday. 215 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,044 l'm going fishing. 216 00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:36,846 Will you stop acting like this? l'm not getting married. 217 00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:38,725 Dr. Bellows said he heard you propose. 218 00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:40,559 Forget about what Dr. Bellows said. 219 00:11:40,727 --> 00:11:42,638 -You just listen to what l-- -Captain Nelson! 220 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,001 General Peterson. 221 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,681 l just want to offer my congratulations. 222 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:49,407 -Thank you very much, sir. -ls it gonna be a large wedding? 223 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,239 Well, l really don't know yet, sir. 224 00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:52,760 Well, thank you for inviting me. 225 00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:55,157 -lt's my pleasure. My pleasure. -Captain. 226 00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:59,397 -Roge. -Captain Healey. 227 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,683 l'll move my golf clubs out of your locker... 228 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,042 ...the first thing tomorrow morning. 229 00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,725 This is my office. 230 00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,445 All right, Jeannie, l've had it. 231 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,484 l want you here. l want you here right now! 232 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:32,921 Come on. 233 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,998 Good afternoon, master, darling. 234 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,282 Don't you fool yourself. 235 00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:38,677 This will be one of the worst afternoons of your life. 236 00:12:38,847 --> 00:12:40,599 Now, l've had just about enough from you-- 237 00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:42,678 Jeannie, what do you think you're doing? 238 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:44,075 You're excited, master. 239 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,203 A nice steam bath will calm you down. 240 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,483 l don't wanna calm down. l wanna get out of here. 241 00:12:48,647 --> 00:12:50,717 Well, it's solid gold. lt belonged to King Tut. 242 00:12:50,887 --> 00:12:52,843 l don't care if it belonged to-- To-- 243 00:12:59,087 --> 00:13:00,440 Captain Healey. 244 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,840 Call me Roger. l-- 245 00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:04,963 l came to apologize. 246 00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:07,277 You don't have anything to apologize for. 247 00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:08,516 Well, l got to thinking. 248 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,155 Just because we're good friends, there's no reason why... 249 00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:13,522 ...l have to be your best man. 250 00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:17,077 And l just wanted to let you know there are no hard feelings. 251 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,236 Of course not, Roge. 252 00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:23,477 -lsn't it warm in there? -No, no. 253 00:13:24,127 --> 00:13:25,560 No, no. 254 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:27,001 That's-- That's new, isn't it? 255 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:29,238 Yeah, it's sort of new, yeah. 256 00:13:31,007 --> 00:13:32,804 lt looks like solid gold. 257 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,401 -ls that--? -Yeah, l think it is. 258 00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:38,477 '' King Tut sat here.'' 259 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:41,081 Well, you haven't lost your sense of humour. 260 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,881 Well, look, l probably won't see you before the wedding. 261 00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:47,799 l just wanted to let you know how l felt. 262 00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:51,001 Thanks. Thanks, Roge. l don't think there will be a wedding. 263 00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:52,762 You don't think? 264 00:13:53,887 --> 00:13:57,197 No. No. Well, you know, there are a lot of things to pull together. 265 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:59,005 Sure you haven't had enough of that? 266 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:02,000 No, no, no. l like it. l could stay in here for hours. 267 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,045 Well, l guess l won't meet the bride until l get back. 268 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:07,960 Well, believe me, if there's a bride, you'll meet her. 269 00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,685 Well, best of luck, Tony. 270 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:11,200 Thanks. 271 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,160 King Tut. 272 00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:22,843 Yeah. Yeah. Jeannie, l'm boiling to death! 273 00:14:23,007 --> 00:14:25,237 l am sorry, master. Captain Healey stayed too long. 274 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,886 Yeah, he sure did. 275 00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:30,083 What would you like for a wedding present? 276 00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,158 A diamond mine in Africa? The presidency of-- 277 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:34,522 -l know. Monte Carlo. -You know what l'd like? 278 00:14:34,687 --> 00:14:36,245 -What? -l'd like to be a bachelor. 279 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:37,886 l'm not going through with this. 280 00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:40,163 And if l don't, l'm gonna be in terrible trouble. 281 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:42,602 But, master, it is for your own good. 282 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,439 Jeannie, listen. Try to understand this. 283 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:48,885 ln the service, the kind of a woman a man marries is very important. 284 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,478 ''And what does your wife do, Captain Nelson?'' 285 00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,922 She's a genie, sir. l put her in a bottle every night. 286 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:56,647 -How will that look on my record? -What are you going to do? 287 00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:59,719 l'm going to Dr. Bellows' office and tell him l've changed my mind. 288 00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:01,445 But.... 289 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,879 Thank you. 290 00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,400 Come in. 291 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,244 -May l have a word with you, sir? -l always have time for young lovers. 292 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,477 Do you want some prenuptial advice? 293 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:22,081 No. That's not exactly what l wanted to talk to you about. 294 00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:23,441 Sit down, captain. 295 00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:25,165 lt's about Sunday. Oh, thank you. 296 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:28,125 lt's about Sunday, sir. There's been a change in plans. 297 00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:31,085 You want to get married early Sunday morning. 298 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,326 l don't blame you. How's Jeannie? 299 00:15:33,487 --> 00:15:36,445 Oh, fine. Well, she's not fine. 300 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:38,916 Well, the point is, sir, you've only met her once. 301 00:15:39,087 --> 00:15:41,555 And, well, you don't know what she's like. 302 00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:43,445 You're quite wrong, captain. 303 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:45,086 l'm a psychiatrist. 304 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:47,158 l know more about her than you'll ever know. 305 00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:48,396 Would you like to bet? 306 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:52,242 l pride myself on being a rather keen judge of human nature. 307 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:55,558 Human nature. Well, that's not exactly what we're talking about. 308 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:59,037 -What? -Well, l mean-- You don't-- 309 00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,560 You don't know about Jeannie. 310 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,639 Well, l know she's beautiful. l know she loves you. 311 00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:05,445 She's intelligent. 312 00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:07,563 She enjoys cooking and taking care of a home. 313 00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,323 -Would you say that was true? -Oh, yes, yes, yes. 314 00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,398 She has a lovely, sweet disposition. 315 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,718 l'd say you picked the perfect bride, captain. 316 00:16:16,447 --> 00:16:18,199 Well, l didn't exactly pick her, sir. 317 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,922 You're a lucky man. 318 00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:23,999 You don't know how lucky. 319 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,364 Do you know what this is? 320 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:33,564 This is your medical file. 321 00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:35,559 l was waiting until it got larger... 322 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:38,036 ...then l was gonna send it to Washington. 323 00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:42,875 There are things in here that would curl your hair, captain. 324 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:45,402 But do you know what l'm gonna do with this file? 325 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:50,285 Now that you're marrying that girl... 326 00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:52,722 ...there'll be no more incidents. 327 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,082 There'll be no more behaving peculiarly. 328 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,522 You're gonna stop talking to walls, hearing voices... 329 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:00,962 ...and 1 1 6 other things listed here. 330 00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:03,595 Do you know what the greatest thing of all is, captain? 331 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:04,882 No, sir. 332 00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:07,641 l'm going to start sleeping nights. 333 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:12,280 Yes, sir. l can't tell you how much l'm looking forward to Sunday. 334 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:15,325 Well, anything else, captain? 335 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:19,401 No. 336 00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,319 No. That's about all, sir. 337 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:24,399 But if l think of anything, believe me... 338 00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:26,359 ...you'll be the first to know. 339 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:32,925 -Master? -Go away. 340 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:42,321 -Master? -Out! 341 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,798 -Master? -Oh, Jeannie. 342 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,241 What do you want? 343 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:52,920 Don't answer that! Don't answer that! 344 00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:54,202 Are you satisfied? 345 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,120 Finally, you got me in a corner l can't get out of. 346 00:17:57,887 --> 00:18:00,117 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There is a way out. 347 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,006 No, master. lf you call off the wedding, you will be in trouble. 348 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,727 Yes, yes. That's right. So l'm not calling off the wedding. 349 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,639 -You are not? -No. No. 350 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:08,922 You are. 351 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,078 Why would l do a silly thing like that? 352 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,441 Because l'm telling you to. 353 00:18:12,607 --> 00:18:14,802 l'm ordering you to! l'm begging you to. 354 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:16,400 Oh, l cannot. 355 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,125 This wedding is for your own good. 356 00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:20,005 Jeannie, you'd hate being married to me. 357 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,362 l'm temperamental, l'm grouchy in the morning... 358 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:23,960 ...l'm a sloppy-- l'm sloppy! 359 00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:27,881 -Look at this place. l'm sloppy. -l know, l know. l adore it. 360 00:18:28,047 --> 00:18:30,686 -Then you won't call off the wedding? -Of course not, master. 361 00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:34,078 Sunday morning, you are going to be the happiest man in the whole world. 362 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,124 Oh, don't you believe it. 363 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,444 l will show you how you will act on Sunday. 364 00:18:41,047 --> 00:18:43,720 Angel, l've been looking for you everywhere. 365 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,245 Would you get rid of that slob? 366 00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:47,920 He's beginning to annoy me. 367 00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:49,839 But he does not annoy me. 368 00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:51,801 Yeah, l can see that. 369 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,606 You'll have to make up your mind which one of us you want. 370 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,680 -l want you. Acting like him. -Forget it. 371 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,405 Can't we get rid of him? 372 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,723 Cast a spell on him. Make him vanish. 373 00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,605 We can be together always. 374 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,598 Well, maybe we could. 375 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,917 Now, Jeannie, you wouldn't do that to me. 376 00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:10,998 l'm your master. He's not even real. 377 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,998 But he loves me so much. 378 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,998 We can go away together, just the two of us. 379 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,441 What are you, a home-wrecker? 380 00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:19,075 -That's my fiancée you're talking to. -Marry me. 381 00:19:19,247 --> 00:19:21,715 She may be anxious to get married, but she's not stupid. 382 00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:23,957 You couldn't support her. You're not even real. 383 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:27,358 l'm trying to talk her out of marrying a figment of her own imagination. 384 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:28,926 Oh, boy. 385 00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:30,440 Come with me, Jeannie. 386 00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,120 He's not going to marry you. 387 00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:33,845 Oh, yes, he is. Sunday morning. 388 00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:38,205 Jeannie, please, don't-- Don't send me away. 389 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,039 l love you. l'll be back. 390 00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:46,881 lt is bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, so l am leaving. 391 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,083 But l will see you at the church Sunday morning. 392 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,885 Now, do not be late. 393 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,558 l'm so excited. 394 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,886 Where the devil is Captain Nelson?! 395 00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:11,844 Oh, l am sure he will be here any moment. 396 00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:13,884 l warned him not to-- 397 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,639 Well, l told him not to be late. 398 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:19,277 Of course he'll be here any minute, if he knows what's good for him. 399 00:20:22,607 --> 00:20:25,405 Forgive me for being late. lt's inexcusable. 400 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,717 -Oh, Captain Nelson. -lt's time you call me Tony. 401 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,039 My angel. l thought this morning would never get here. 402 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,516 What are we standing here for? Let's get married. 403 00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:36,565 Put her down! 404 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:37,796 That comes later. 405 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:39,798 You can't blame me for getting carried away. 406 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,844 Excuse me, sir. Come with me. 407 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,441 And you. Come with me! 408 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,522 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together... 409 00:21:00,687 --> 00:21:04,362 ...to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. 410 00:21:04,527 --> 00:21:06,040 Captain. 411 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:08,721 Captain, couldn't you wait until the ceremony is over? 412 00:21:08,887 --> 00:21:10,479 Could you talk a little faster, sir? 413 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,403 l've waited so long for this day. 414 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,240 We'll have a honeymoon. We're going on a six-month holiday. 415 00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:18,045 No, no, no. No, a year. 416 00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:20,877 Oh, don't worry about him. He's not coming. 417 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,446 Dearly beloved... 418 00:21:22,607 --> 00:21:25,519 ...we are gathered together to join this man and this woman... 419 00:21:25,687 --> 00:21:27,803 ...in the bonds of holy matrimony. 420 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,038 l will, l will. l do, l do. 421 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,004 Well, l do not! 422 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,123 l cannot marry this man! 423 00:21:37,287 --> 00:21:39,517 Captain Nelson. What the devil happened? 424 00:21:39,687 --> 00:21:42,076 l have no idea, sir. She just ran out. 425 00:21:42,247 --> 00:21:44,966 l'm sorry, captain. l know how you must feel. 426 00:21:45,127 --> 00:21:46,924 Do you? 427 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:49,203 He tried to warn me, but l wouldn't listen. 428 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:52,086 That's a very unstable girl. 429 00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:55,082 l think you're a lucky man to be out of it. 430 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,363 Thank you, sir. General. 431 00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:59,165 -Captain. -Captain. 432 00:21:59,327 --> 00:22:01,079 l'll be all right. 433 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,525 Oh, thank you. 434 00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:27,800 Jeannie? 435 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:30,960 Well, hi. 436 00:22:31,127 --> 00:22:32,560 What are you doing here? 437 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,877 l thought by this time you'd be on your honeymoon. 438 00:22:35,047 --> 00:22:36,605 So did l. 439 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,565 Well, didn't you--? Didn't you get married? 440 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:41,319 No, master. 441 00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:43,637 Oh, well-- Well, that-- 442 00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:45,843 That phony Tony came over here... 443 00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:48,123 ...and said he was on his way to marry you... 444 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:50,039 ...so l just stayed away. 445 00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:53,366 Did you? 446 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,485 -Didn't l? -No, master. 447 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:58,683 l knew it was you at the chapel. 448 00:22:58,847 --> 00:23:02,044 -You did? -Of course l did. 449 00:23:02,207 --> 00:23:04,482 Well, why didn't you go through with the ceremony? 450 00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:08,037 Because thou went to so much trouble not to marry me. 451 00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:10,641 l will never force myself on you. 452 00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:15,395 Jeannie. You're marvellous. 453 00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:18,276 l wonder what would have happened if we had gotten married? 454 00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:20,961 You will never know, will you?